The story of Millie’s Homecoming concerns a day in the life of Lord and Lady Zazu. Lady Zazu (Dolly Sharp), a compulsive neurasthenic, is stressed out as per usual and appeals to her maid Hazel (Tina Russell) to soothe her jangled nerves. After restoring the Lady’s calm with the help of a vibrator, Hazel then calls in a pair of plumbers to fix their broken dishwasher. Needless to say, one of the pair seizes upon the opportunity to diddle Hazel on the sofa while Lady Zazu manages to make a few adjustments to the other fellow’s plumbing in the shower. Cut to Millie (Angel Spirit), the Zazus’s horny girl, returning for the summer from a year away at college. After extolling the virtues of sex in an extended voice-over, Millie masturbates in the bushes of Central Park, then proceeds home to 69 with one of the lascivious dishwasher repairmen. Meanwhile, her besotted father, Lord Zazu (Fred Lincoln) has stumbled into the living room to find Hazel availing herself of her Ladyship’s vibrator. After a bit of oral foreplay, he staggers into Millie’s bedroom, where – mistaking Millie’s raised buttocks for his wife’s – he slips it to his own girl, squirting a foot-long stream of semen down the small of her back. Once recovered from the initial shock of their encounter, Lord and girl realize that they actually enjoyed the experience and run off to join the rest of the company in the living room. All ends merrily as the cast enjoys a group grope on the settee.
Date: April 28, 2023